I wonder if anyone else's dog...

barks in its sleep – just two little barks, one after the other, mimicing a barking owl;

sticks its entire head in the water bucket and blows bubbles out of its nose;

digs up bones that have only been buried for 30 seconds;

tests for a squeaker in a toy by pushing it with its nose;

tests for a squeaker in a cat by pushing it with its nose;

tries to fit its entire nose into a cat’s ear;

headbuts your hand/backside as it runs past;

tries to bite waves;

belches, loudly;

looks around to make sure it’s being chased when it’s running away with someone else’s toy/stick/bone;

digs a hole in the sand and sticks its head in it, for ages;

stands on your feet at every opportunity;

switches into stealth mode and creeps over that noisy stair or floorboard when it’s heading off to get up to no good;

is miraculously cured of all ailments on nearing the vicinity of the vet’s surgery;

stares at nothing.

Or is it just Flo?  I doubt it. 

Muuuuuuuuuuum! Flo dug a hole!

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