10 They like to play catch the trouser leg… while you’re in the trousers.
9 They can go from 60-0 in 3 seconds flat.
8 I make a lot of errors when ‘errorless housetraining’. Sorry Dr Dunbar, but if only you could teach them to read life would be so much easier.
7 No matter what time I have to take the puppy downstairs for a wee, the sprinkler will go off and I will get soaked.
6 Mosquitoes love it when I take the puppy downstairs in the middle of the night.
5 Having a shower to the sound of howling becomes normal.
4 A puppy can transform half a cup of food into a relatively large amount of poo, which I become obsessive about checking.
3 They’re really mobile.
2 They fart. A lot.
1 They instantly get under your skin and you can’t imagine life without them. As you stand there in your torn clothes. Covered in scratches. Mopping up wee. :)
Any of you new puppy owners have anything to add?
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