I didn’t have a post ready for today. I wasn’t bothered. I was going to leave it.
Then, an hour ago, I found Elsie eating this outside on her bed.
In case you’re wondering what it is, it’s what’s left of a saltwater crocodile. I have no idea how it got into my garden but it’s in my freezer now. You know the most ridiculous thing of all? I was relieved when I realised what she was chewing was a crocodile and not a cane toad.